Here’s the thing,
Anyone who constantly tries to remind you that he’s your friend by saying “my friends” might be coving up for the fact that he really doesn’t give a shit about you.
Most of my friends would say it’s similar to a guy constantly talking about how big his cock is. Any guy with a big cock doesn’t need to tell you he has one.
Or so, I’m told. (Now regretting that “my cock is so big” speech I gave last week)
Watching this debate made me wish Obama was just a bit more of a jerk to McCain. I guess that’s why he’s in the lead for the biggest office in the land and I’m not.
McCain talking about “goodies” makes him sound like a pedophile or maybe just a really big douche.
I was awarded the best Twitter of the night with my: “McCain babysat for Teddy Roosevelt” line. I’ll take that to the grave.
I just erased a big rant about McCain, the surge and healthcare but I realized it wasn’t the best argument since it ended with me calling McCain a fucktard. If nothing else you should know that I’m much classier than those others who would call that fucktard McCain a fucktard. At least I’m not calling him a fucktard. See? I have self restraint. Not one mention of how much of a fucktard he is.
Oh, and one last thing.
