Tales Of Jerk-offery

Tilda wrote about a recent experience of hers that still has my jaw on the floor.

Go ahead and read it. I’ll wait.

…..

Holy shit, right?

Insane!

She has a number of stories like that, all well written and extremely sexy. I highly suggest you read her stuff. All of it.

The very idea that stuff like that happens is so far beyond me. I guarantee the next time I see her I’ll be asking her I’ll be asking a ton of questions.

How does that happen? Do I need to sign up for a club? What god do I have to pray to in order to make that happen? How does a plan like that come together? Was it your ideas or his/theirs?

Reading it I couldn’t help but wonder what it would be like if I were in her shoes (or in her blindfold) and the dudes were replaced by women.

Even if I knew someone who could make something like that happen I don’t know how I’d bring it up in conversation. It would make for an awkward phone call.

“How’s your week been going? Good? Great. So I was wondering if you could setup an gangbang where women would come in and fuck me while I’m blindfolded and use me like a piece of meat. What’s that? Yeah, I’m free on Monday. Should I bring lube or …. Oh, ok, Lube and condoms. Anything else? Sure you can borrow my DVD collection of the BBC’s Office. Yeah, it’s much better than the American version. OK see you at the gangbang.”

I’ve decided to officially add this fantasy to my big mental rolodex of things that I jerk off to.

9 Comments

Between her description and your variation… oh. my. that would work for me.

Hell, being in her spot would work for me, and I rarely indulge my occasional sub fantasies.

Well, I haven’t read Tilda’s piece so can’t comment on it. I do know however that I was offered the opportunity to play with a selection of submissive males when I was recently in the UK. It turned out to be a complete furphy and what I got instead was a dominant male. I can laugh now but I really did want male bottoms to spank and felt very let down.

Obviously, I’d be much more interested in your variation, Axe. 🙂 That said, I gotta wonder: who’s objectifying who?

That is so one of my favorite bottom-y fantasies.
Fucking yummy 🙂

Yes… I completely agree. The idea is so deliciously tempting… from both perspective!

If you’d be the bottom bitch in a scene like Tilda’s, I could probably make it happen for you… I’d have to hood/mummify you and make you totally unidentifiable before I whored out your cock, though. Biggest logistical dilemma is how to keep the cock usable. Suggestions welcome.

Oh, I already have the BBC version of The Office on DVD, btw. Lube and condoms, too. So you’re all set. We just have to figure out a when.

Very hot fantasy. Thanks for sharing Tilda’s post…wow. Just wow.

But, I beg to differ about the US/UK versions of the office. I prefer the US version. Well, at least the first two years.

I like the concept, but somehow I think a Cup Cake party is more easily arranged 😉
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cupcake%20party

Trackbacks and Pingbacks

[…] used and objectified. Further, she does so with quite a flair for the OMGSEXY, if you asked me (or Axe, from whose blog I saw the post linked). In her post, Tilda writes: [The story] revolved around a girl who “belonged” to this […]

Leave a Reply

Name and email address are required. Your email address will not be published.

You may use these HTML tags and attributes:

<a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong>