Random Facts About Me

I’ve been tagged!

The Snarling Misanthrope tagged me. I’ll warn you I’m much better at writing without a goal in mind. Now that I’ve got that out of the way, seven little known facts about myself.

– I lost my virginity to two women. Yes, they were aggressive, yes it was awesome but it was my first time and it didn’t last long. In fact, I think I lasted less time than it’s taken me to write this blog. Now that I can actually have experience and actually have some skills It’s hard as hell to find one. Threesomes are wasted on the young. If only I had a time machine so I could have a do-over.

-The only other language I know is American Sign Language. It’s such a great language. The more I learn the more in awe I am. It helps when you’re best friend is your teacher.

-The first time a woman wanted to fuck me with a strapon I declined. I declined the second, the third, fourth and fifth time as well. The sixth time I agreed. Again I wish I had a time machine and get that first time back as a do-me-over.

-I’ve memorize pi to the 8th decimal. (Yeah, the ladies think that’s really sexy)

-When I want to take my mind off of stuff I’ll play a geeky MMORPG (and no, not World of Warcraft.)

-My lifelong dream is to create a drink that tastes exactly like pussy.

-I was once shot in Milwaukee before giving a speech by saloonkeeper John Schrank. I ended up giving the speech anyway while the bullet was still in my body. I declared that it “takes more than one bullet to kill a Bull Moose”.

Oh wait, sorry, that last one wasn’t me. I sometimes confuse myself for Teddy Roosevelt.

I’ll let you make up a random fact about me since I can’t seem to think of another one on my own.

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“My lifelong dream is to create a drink that tastes exactly like pussy”

But can you make smell like butterscotch?

“My lifelong dream is to create a drink that tastes exactly like pussy”

But can you make it smell like butterscotch?

I’ve memorized pi to the 75th decimal. Turns you on, huh?

I lost my virginity to two women. […] Threesomes are wasted on the young. If only I had a time machine so I could have a do-over.

My very first girlfriend and I had a non-intercourse threesome a few months into our relationship, which was very sexy. I’ve had a couple of similar experiences but that wasn’t just my first, it was the only one actively pursued by both my girlfriend at the time and her best friend, which was a thrill in itself.

Like you, I kind of wish I had a bit more self-confidence, but the memory is nevertheless a pleasant one. 🙂

The Teddy Roosevelt thing! I laughed so hard I scared the cat.

“My lifelong dream is to create a drink that tastes exactly like pussy”

I had goat cheese once that tasted exactly like pussy. I have no idea what the cheese is called, or where it came from, or who the goat was, but I’ll be damned if it didn’t tasted exactly like pussy.

This blog is number one. Nice news

*which* pussy?

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