I’m sure you can tell from this blog that I’m an expert at finding many dominant women to play with. I offer some advice on how to talk to and appeal to a woman:
Wrong way: Nice feet, they’d look better in my mouth.
Proper way: Is that toenail polish flavored? Wait, don’t tell me…I’ll check right now.
See? Women like it when you ask them questions. It shows you’re interested.
Wrong way: Is there anything I can do for you?
Proper way: Is there anything I can pay someone to do for you?
This let’s her know that you’ve got money. Lots of it. Women love guys with money.
Wrong way: That’s a very lovely whip. Would you like to use it on me sometime?
Proper way: Oh no! Is that a whip? Please don’t use it on me, please no, anything but that!
Two words: Reverse Psychology
Wrong way: Boy this party sure is fun.
Proper way: This party would be so much better if they had free Old Milwaukee.
It shows her you’re classy. A man of the world. If the party you’re at happens to have Old Milwaukee, ask for it shaken not stirred. It’ll make her think you’re 007.
Wrong way: Do you find it difficult to meet someone in the lifestyle?
Proper way: Wow, I’m so busy playing with so many people. It’s nuts. Do me a favor, if (insert movie star name here) walks in can you act like I’m with you so she doesn’t hit on me?
If a woman knows you’re desired by other women, then she’ll desire you. It’s more convincing if carry around autographed photos of your chosen movie star. Bonus points if the autograph says “Thanks for the incredible time, you’re the best sexual partner I’ve ever had, please marry me. Love, Kate Beckinsale”
Wrong way: Perhaps you know me from my blog….
Proper way: Perhaps you’ve heard of me. I discovered penicillin.
This shows her that you’re smart AND successful. Just hope that she doesn’t know who really discovered penicillin or you’ll have to introduce yourself as Sir Alexander Fleming.
There you go! If you’ve been reading my blog and wondering how it is I’m so popular with the ladies, you now know my secret.