She Wants To Meet Me

Here’s a recent email conversation I had with a woman who emailed me via Fetlife. She said she’d be visiting NYC for a job interview.

Her: Ok dear any plans yet for thursday and friday?I’ll keep you posted on my flight details..hmm the hotel prices aint bad maybe when i arrive i’ll lodge into a nearby hotel until i find a good apartment…i’m worried right now i recieved a disturbing news from my travel agent and it migh cause delay or flight cancellation if i don’t solve it asap i’ll explain in my next email…I can’t wait to see you…

Me: Sounds great! Hope it works out for you! I’m eager to meet you and see if we click.

Her: Thanks for your concern…Sweety Something came up i just recieved a call from my travel agent he confirmed everything is ready including ticketing…I want you to help me with a favour i want to get my travel agent paid don’t get me wrong am not asking for money but just a little favour.this is delaying my flight itineary..

There is a client owing me some money and i intend to use part of the money to pay my travel agent and this client is ready to pay me but he is insisting on paying with a cashier check because he is short of cash,do you know what this is?The Problem is it can’t be cashed at my current location because the Cashier Check were drawn under US FUNDS..

All you have to do is this….When you get the Cashier Check take the check to your bank,Cash the check then head straight to the nearest western union location to send the Cash to my travel agent thats all am asking for,this won’t cost you a dime just a little of your time.maybe i5 mins max…Its obvious you are a very honest,straight forward and open minded person thats something i’ve noticed and liked about you.All i need from you now is Your full name and physical address to ensure the Cashier Check get to you including phone number for easier communication..I am waiting…..

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Me: Sure! Here’s my address. I can’t wait to meet you!
Cmonya Got Abecidingme 677 Phukewe Blvd New York, NY 10036

I can’t wait! I better get ready for all the cockrings, chastity, anal plugs, strapons and all the other good stuff that I’ll be experiencing with her. Hope she sends me the money soon. I’ve been waiting for this for a long time.

19 Comments

finally! lol.

lucky you. you better have a brilliant time. 😉

She wasn’t even subtle! yikes.

ah, the classic ebay scam October 23, 2008 at 5:46 am

… now on fetlife.

Dont you feel a warm glow, watching a traditional move performed well…?

(Sheesh! generic scams….)

Go on, tell us a *real* story… you’re must be getting entertaining play these days….

and you are not standing by at your mailbox–awaiting the check’s arrival?

She hasn’t asked for your account details yet? She must be for real!

Am I the only one or does “she” sound kinda like one of those nigerian scammers. “US Funds”? The weird premature use of terms of endearment. hmmmm……

MS

Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me!
Can no corner of the internet go untainted???

*giggle* You got Nigerian Dominant Woman scammed. That’s AWESOME.

I say you deposit the check – and then see what happens.
😉

Shame to see it happen on Fetlife, but I guess it was only a matter of time.

It’s funny too, the whole thing about a travel agent. Don’t people book their own flights nowadays?

Sounds like those good old russian brides. I kinda want one, do you know where I can get a catalog?

Sounds like a great version of the Nigerian mail scam..or is that male scam.. 😉

That is just tooooooooo funny.

This is the best use of this scam I have ever seen. Wow!! I love this little bit of ironic flirting to you – you are a very honest,straight forward and open minded person – I say we track her (him possibly) down and do all the lovely things offered there in the fetlife profile… just not in any pleasent way. A little flogging anyone?

I can just see you now, standing in the corner engaging in food play with a cucumber while wearing your foot worship collar. Sounds promising!

How was the spelling? I love the spelling that these scammers give us..just wonderful!

I hope you never did anything with that check. She was a scammer. I’m sorry you were taken in… that’s so shitty and unfortunate.

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