Look Out Ladies

· May 2, 2009 · Thoughts · 8 Comments

I was so lucky today!

There I was working away when all of a sudden someone emailed me some veerrry interesting information popped into my inbox.

I’m writing this post as a word of waring as a result of my taking part in this exclusive offer. Just so you know ladies:

I will make you explode with erotic fire.

I know, I know, you’re thinking “how is this possible?” “Can it be true?” “Surely he must be lying.”

Well just to prove that I did get this email, I’ll include a screenshot.

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Yes, only a partial screenshot since I’d prefer it that the secret not spread like erotic wildfire. It’s in the worlds best interest that only a few select men and women know this secret so I’m just posting part of the screenshot to prove that I will soon hold this unique ability.

I couldn’t believe it either! I read it and read it again but knew that they couldn’t legally offer it if it wasn’t true so I placed my credit card info into some website written in a magical looking language and I’m assuming my order will be placed and soon I’ll have it delivered.

I did a search on wikipedia but they have no entry on wikipedia, nor does there appear to be any known medical condition called “erotic fire”. This just proves that I’ll be able to give women a truly unique experience. Something so rare that they can’t even document it.

Even though this is a warning, please understand that I’ve read enough Spider-man comics to know that with great power comes great responsibility. I promise to wield this power with the utmost care.

I know what you’re thinking “who will you practice this on before unleashing it to the world?”.

I’m glad you asked. Because shortly after I placed my order I recieved a ton of other great offers including one that posed this question:

“When is the last time you had a one night stand or a threesome? The women you meet at our online dating community want to date men for one night stands and threesomes only….if you’re interested then you should join our dating community today….you will never be bored!!!! Get laid!!! Get fucked!!! Guaranteed!!!”

It’s guaranteed!

I placed my order to join but I couldn’t access the site after I paid for it. I assume it’s filled with so many horny women that the server crashed.   

So you’ve officially been warned ladies. Hope you’re wearing fire proof underwear.

Have It Your Way

· April 30, 2009 · Thoughts · , , , , , , · 15 Comments

We were having dinner one night. Throughout the meal she had been complaining about not being able to find a guy to fuck her (her words) the way she wanted.

“All I want is a guy who can get it up and can last more than ten minutes and can fuck me fast and hard or slow and soft, depending on my mood. Is that too much to ask for?”.

She had broken up with her boyfriend a few months ago and her biggest complaint was their unequal sexual appetites. She was one of the few vanilla friends I had that knew about my…. interests.

Me: Why don’t you find a submissive guy?

Her:Um I don’t want to tie up and gag a guy, I just want him to fuck me the way I want.

Me: Most of the sex I have has nothing to do with rope. Usually it’s with either me on top or my head between her legs.

Her: What about doggy style? Do you do doggy style?

Me: What do you think? That I’d tell her I don’t want to have sex in a position just because it’s not with me on the bottom? That sounds more selfish than submissive.

Her: So you’ll fuck her hard and you don’t see that as being dominant?

Me: You mean I do it the way that gets her off and I don’t see it as being dominant? No!

She looked at me in disbelief and started throwing a bunch of what-ifs at me.

Her: What if she wanted you to fuck her in the ass instead of her putting on a strap-on? Would you do it?

Me: Are you drunk? Of course I would.

Her: And you don’t see that as being dominant at all? What if she wanted you and another guy to double-team her?

Me: I’ve done that before.

Her: What? And you two weren’t dominant?

Me: The other guy was vanilla and it was clear that it was all about her so….no.

Her: What if she wanted to get on her knees and go down on you?

Me: Are you insane? What part of “if she’s getting off, then I’m getting off” don’t you understand?

Her: So do you make her spank you after you’ve done something dominant? You know, to even yourself out again?

I could tell she was just giving me shit at this point. Trying to push my buttons. I didn’t answer her.

After a minute or two of silence and deep thinking on her part, she asked me:

“Can you help me write an ad looking for a submissive on Craigslist?”

Twice In One Week

· April 28, 2009 · Thoughts · , · One Comment

Thank you to everyone who’s donated to the podcast and raised enough money for me to buy a new microphone stand.

Two new podcasts for your listening enjoyment in one week!

I know! I’ve been a busy boy. Recording at least one conversation per week this month.

First was my conversation with Maymay about KinkForAll. We talk about the problems with other events out there and how you can help.

The second podcast was with my friend Joan. We talk about what it’s like being a switch, why women are better submissives than men, why feminism has made it harder to meet a dominant guy and much more.

Listen on the Masocast website or subscribe in iTunes. Masocast - Masocast - Masocast

Please please please email me with any suggestions you have on how to improve it.

Rope Dummy

· April 23, 2009 · Thoughts · , · 5 Comments

My best friend ties me up as her test dummy.

I have another friend who will use me in this way as well. I’m someone to practice on before a big date or just to hone their skills.

My best friend, BondageFreaky does it more often. She’ll usually walk up to me while she’s got a look on her face as though she’s deep in thought. I know she’s got a new bondage position in mind. Something she hasn’t tried before or something she wants to perfect.

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It’s brings us closer together as friends. She gets practice in rope and I get to give her feedback on what feels better or what hurts more. If there’s one area of my body losing circulation or another in a position that can’t be held for long durations.

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Sometimes I get into the zone, similar to how I feel at the end of a long yoga session. If the position is taxing I’ll find myself collapsing onto the couch or in a big chair while she has a smile on her face knowing she tested me.

It’s nice to experience rope for the sake of rope. It’s nice to be experimented on and also see how much fun she’s having as the rope goes flying. I like being able to offer suggestions on improving a position, knowing that when she ties up a submissive later, they’ll both have more fun because of my feedback.

She comes up with some of the most unique and evil positions I’ve ever seen. I’m trying to convince her to start photographing them more often.

How she sometimes improvises something that turns out to be both constrictive and visually appealing always a surprises to me.

I’m a pretty lucky guy, being able to get my rope fix while helping a friend at the same time.

Makes Me Sound Lame

· April 19, 2009 · Thoughts · · 24 Comments

As time goes by I’m finding myself thinking those dreadful words that turn so many dominant women off:

“I just want to please you”.

Why are they dreadful? Because it sounds as though I don’t have a backbone. As though I’ll just take whatever I can get. Like I don’t have any needs.

Granted, I’m not thinking that if I meet someone at a party and she wants to tie me up or whip my back, that’s different. But if there’s a connection, I just want to please.

While there are still many many things on my pervy list of curiosities but I’m finding myself not caring as much about that list as long as the dominant is getting off.

Maybe it’s because my recent experiences have had a closer mental and emotional connection or maybe it’s just what happens when you’re with someone for more than just a few play-dates.

I find myself looking forward to the connection just as much as I’m looking forward to getting beaten or fucked or bound. Even those times when there’s little BDSM stuff involved.

I’m finding that giving myself to someone for whatever is on their kinky list, to be just as (or more) powerful than getting whatever I’m hoping for. When I give myself over to whatever she has in mind, it never feels like anything is missing. In the past I’d always hope for something specific and it was great when it happened but kinda “eh” when it didn’t.

Leading up to it I have lots and lots of dirty thoughts and hopes of what will happen. When the moment arrives however I’m a big blank slate. I want to say “just do whatever you want, I don’t care what, just do it.”

I’m also finding myself willing or even wanting to do things I normally wouldn’t just to please the other person. I find myself wanting to go further..deeper.

Being open.

Just enjoying the moment.

“Right now, at this moment, I am yours. I just want to make you smile.”   

I think it, but I don’t say it.   

Because it makes me sound lame.

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