Well it’s been very nice talking to you. You seem really intelligent and funny. Would you like to meet for a drink sometime?
What’s that? Oh that guy? Is he your boyfriend? He’s not?
Oh he’s just a guy you’re kinda seeing. Well that’s nice. Though you seem to be total opposites. I mean, he’s obviously a total asshole. Look how he’s treating the people around him.
Oh Yes, I’m sure he’s very different when you’re alone.
Oh? He’s not? Weird.
Yeah I’m sure he has some qualities that you find attractive. He’s wearing a very expensive suit after all.
Oh it’s not about the money? No, I know. I’m sure there are other reasons you’re with him. I’m sure there are some days he’s a nice guy.
No? Really? Hmm
Guess I’m just surprised because you’re dominant and he’s dominant as well and…
Oh a laywer. Interesting. Is he like Atticus Finch? Making the world a better….no?
Well he seems to be acting much friendlier now, he just grabbed that woman’s ass. Strange how she sneered at him and told him to back off and he just laughed. Maybe they’re just play-acting right?
No I totally understand why you’re with him. You’re trying to change him and make him into a better man. How’s that going so far?
Oh. Well, these things take time.
Me? Yes I’m submissive. Yup, like to please and all that. No, no I know it’s not your thing. You’re dominant after all, and I’m submissive, that would just be weird right?
You probably switch with him though right? So you can get your needs met? No? Well yeah, he’s not into that, that’s interesting.
Oop. I see he wants to take you back to his place now.
Yes. Coffee would be great sometime, I’ll email you and then you won’t reply ever then we’ll meet again at an event like this and it will just be awkward ok?
Ok, well nice meeting you again. Have fun with that asshole standing next to you.