Here’s what I’m doing on a Saturday Night.
Crazy shit right?
I’m a wild-man. ‘Cause ladies love the bad boys.
I’m unpredictable! Will I mop? Dust? Scrub? You don’t know what I’m going to do next. Women like me because I’m dangerous. Saturday night cleaning mofo.
Don’t tell the cops.
Rori from Between My Sheets has compiled a list of the Top 100 Sex Bloggers of 2008!
Guess who’s #49?
Thanks to everyone who voted for me! I swear the check is in the mail.
Maybe Rori was worried if she didn’t put me on the list I’d come over and mop her.
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I was delighted to see you on the list, Axe – we’re in excellent company!
xx Dee
Hey, I’ll trade ya. I’m still reinstalling shit.
Hmmmm…..if I make you do it naked, and whip you, will you come mop my floor? 😉
you are just way too sexy for words… I do love a guy that knows his way around a bucket of suds!
You are too funny!!! Well, hey…if ya ever get bored and just have that uh, burning desire to clean…I’ll let you come over and clean MY apartment. I know, I’m a giver. You don’t have to thank me.
Hey, nice legs! I like that in a man who knows how to use a bucket.
Ironically, your sarcasm just made you sexier.
This post with the accompanying photo made me laugh. Thanks for this!
I should mention that I clicked #49…;)
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[…] We admire and covet Unspeakable Axe – mostly for his ability to speak the unspeakable. But now he claims that he spent Saturday night cleaning the house. We think (1) he’s got a new kink or squeeze that even he can’t speak, possibly having to do with cleaning equipment; or (2) he’s got some kind of post-modern Cinderella thing happening, which involves forgoing something pleasurable on Saturday night and thinkng about it while mopping. We’re just guessing, mind you. “Saturday Night Thank You.” […]