There are a number of interesting characters in our neighborhood.  Today I had a brief encounter with one in our bodega.

Odd woman: Hey, is you’re name Harold?

Me: Ummm nope sorry.

Odd woman: You look like Harold.

Me: Nope..sorry.

Odd woman: I gave Harold head once.

Long awkward pause

Me as deadpan as I can: Harold’s a lucky man.

Odd woman goes to give me a high-five and I leave her hanging as I walk out.