Smut Meme

Ok I’ve been tagged. Months ago it turns out and I’m just realizing it now (I’m an ass).

Mistress Leah tagged me to answer and so here goes nothing. The Q&A comes from Isabella and hope I can do it justice.

Here are the rules: (Sorry, never done this before)

“You’re welcome to post it on your blogs. You must call it the Smut Meme (obvious reasons, I’d hope), you must link to me in the title, and you must tag 2 people, and link to them as well. Oh, and you must post this little blurb of instructions at the beginning, like I’ve just done. Got it? Ok then. The idea is to pick one or the other, even if you prefer neither. I’ll go first. If you want to play along you can answer the questions in the comments.”

1. Chocolate or Whipped Cream: Whipped Cream!

2: Leather or PVC: This is a difficult one. Hmm I like both actually. I have almost no PVC experience, so I’ll go with leather since it’s the devil I know.

3: Outdoor Sex or Indoor sex: Crap why do I need to choose? I suppose Indoor because it’s more conducive to relaxing afterwards.

4. In the Jacuzzi or In Bed: The bed. I can’t hold my breath that long.

5. Bad Sex or No Sex: No sex. Bad sex just makes me crave good sex even more.

6. Dominate or Be Dominated: You have to ask?

7. Thigh highs or Body stocking: I’m a leg guy for sure and if I could I’d choose neither because bare skin is better to kiss. Since I need to choose I’d say thigh highs.

8. Fast or Slow: Damn. Fast but not ending fast.

9. Rough or Gentle: Rough please. It’s ok if you make me bleed.

10. Bite or Suck: I like to be bitten (a recent first time experience for me) but I prefer to suck.

11. Role-play or Reality: Reality. However I’ve never role played so…it might just be that I don’t know what I’m missing.

12. Dirty Talking or Dirty Talking To: Dirty talking to.

13. Edible panties or No Panties: Ixnay on the anties-pay.

14. Spanking paddle or Barehanded: Barehanded, it’s much more intimate….shit but the paddle would hurt more. Grrr ok..spanking I guess.

15. Landing Strip or Kojak: Kojack. “Who loves ya baby.”

16. Multiple Sessions or One Good Fuck: Multiple good fucks.

17. Moaning or Screaming: Hopefully she is moaning and I am screaming.

18. Older Men or Young Men: I’m straight. Don’t you read this blog?:)

19. Three-way or No Way: Three-way

20. Swing or No Swinging: I’d like to try swinging. I’ll mark it as a serious curiosity.

So wait. I’m supposed to tag two people now? Ok umm. How’s about Persephone and Red Lady M.

5 Comments

9. Rough or Gentle: Rough please. It’s ok if you make me bleed.

Really? You don’t say? I don’t suppose you’ll be visiting the Bay Area anytime soon? There are certainly a number of popular attractions to recommend our little city…

what about , rope or chain/ cuffs ? It”s an important question .

I’m a for a nice abrasive jute or hemp myself . gives less room for wiggeling around , which makes it even more fun to watch them try. Plus the lovely sweltering red and pink swirling about the flesh can last for days after. The delicate pale abrations are very sensitive . Even the tuch of clothing will remind them of being bound to me. A sex puppet , obeying every tug of your fingers to the strings mmmm. Cuffs just can’t compeat , but are good for a quick fix now and then.

Lavender Scorpion March 26, 2008 at 9:16 am

7. Thigh highs or Body stocking: I love the look of body stockings but I can’t seem to find one long enough for my legs. The crotch always ends up around mid-thigh lol.

8. Fast or Slow: Damn. “Fast but not ending fast.”

You must be a very good boy, Axe.

9. Rough or Gentle: Rough. But sometimes gentle to torture those who choose rough all the time.

14. Spanking paddle or Barehanded: Barehanded. It is much more intimate. And I actually like the sting on my hand. I particularly like it when I can no longer discern whether the heat on my palm is resonating from each strike, or from the red skin of his ass.

1. Chocolate or Whipped Cream: Hmm. A little of both would be nice :-).

2: Leather or PVC: Leather breathes, but I will wear PVC.

3: Outdoor Sex or Indoor sex: Have done both. The latter very discreetly.

4. In the Jacuzzi or In Bed: Start in the jacuzzi, pat dry, move things to the bed. Maybe another relax in the jacuzzi later.

5. Bad Sex or No Sex: No sex; but flying solo would have to be on the menu.

6. Dominate or Be Dominated: Erm…dominate. Consensually, of course.

7. Thigh highs or Body stocking: Thigh highs with the lace welts at the top.

8. Fast or Slow: Slow build [foreplay], but fast is good too as long as I can orgasm at least once, please.

9. Rough or Gentle: Um. Gentle, but roughness in the heat of passion is acceptable :-).

10. Bite or Suck: Gentle biting, hickies…um, yeah.

11. Role-play or Reality: Both.

12. Dirty Talking or Dirty Talking To: Either, both. A quick idea of boundaries would be good…like how dirty.

13. Edible panties or No Panties: Haven’t tried edibles [gasp]. Willing to go without as long as I’ve got reasonable coverage if I’m going out and about.

14. Spanking paddle or Barehanded: Please don’t spank me. Will negotiate spanking the fella if that’s what he wants.

15. Landing Strip or Kojak: Don’t like Brazilians. I depilate everything. The fella can do his own ‘area’ if he likes.

16. Multiple Sessions or One Good Fuck: Multiple good fucks.

17. Moaning or Screaming: Either, both :0.

18. Older Men or Young Men: Straight woman :-). Preferably taller than me, not too much older or younger.

19. Three-way or No Way: Rather be one on one.

20. Swing or No Swinging: No swinging. Not wired for lots of bed-hopping.

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