Random Quotes You’ll Only Hear In A Relationship With A Dominant Woman #1

She wakes me up by grabbing my morning wood and says “If you get up now and turn off all of your alarms, I’ll let you jerk off and take care of this in the shower.”

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That’s hilarious. Seriously. Love it.

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