She wakes me up by grabbing my morning wood and says “If you get up now and turn off all of your alarms, I’ll let you jerk off and take care of this in the shower.”
Random Quotes You’ll Only Hear In A Relationship With A Dominant Woman #1
axe · March 24, 2011 · Thoughts · One Comment
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One Comment
That’s hilarious. Seriously. Love it.