How To Tell If That Domme You’re Emailing Is Really A Man

It’s happened to me oh…maybe ten or twenty times in the past.

It’s stopped happening since I stopped paying for my alt.com membership.

After sending countless emails and finally getting a reply back from a dominant woman, you spend weeks emailing only to find out that all that time was wasted on someone with balls.

I have balls. I don’t need more balls in my life.

Unless they’re connected to a harness maybe.

hmmmm

Where was I? Oh yeah.

Here are a few signs that the Domme you’ve been emailing might be a guy.

-Wants you to buy a webcam.

-Wants you to send photos of your naughty bits.

-Refuses to talk on the phone after many emails and it seems you really click.

-Asked if you’re into forced-bi within the first email.

-Want’s you to prove your submission by getting fucked by one of her male slaves before she’ll meet you.

-Has a beard.

-Sends you photos that look like they were scanned from a magazine, because they were scanned from a magazine.

There are more ways of course, I’ve been “tricked” a number of times. The “you must get fucked by my slave before meeting” is very common.

And sad.

This makes me wonder, would any dominant woman ever in the history of the world demand this of a potential submissive?

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Dominant women who are serious about meeting are very upfront with specifics, photos, phone numbers, etc. They take charge at the outset and are the aggressor. That’s been my experience.

john

Ha! I really don’t get the whole “get fucked by a slave before I’ll meet you” crap. Someone actually said this to you?? I don’t know if that’s a guy or not, but either way, that’s one seriously fucked up person that you shouldn’t be playing with anyhow.

My reasoning is this (giving this person the benefit of the doubt that she is a SHE)… I’m assuming she wants to see if you’re okay with one of her biggest turn-ons. And if she really gets off on watching her boys fuck, wouldn’t she want to be there to watch? (I know I would!) So, that requires meeting you before you get fucked, right??

And what’s worse, if she’s serious about her slave’s well-being, SHE should be the one to vet any play partners she might tell him to fuck.

Ugh. I could go on, but it’s just giving me the blechs, so I’ll stop now. Suffice it to say that no responsible, self-respecting domme/dom/top/anyone would ask this.

Actually the beard doesnt have to be a give-away, though it ususally is.

Sadiste-

Yup, I’ve heard the “you must suck and or fuck my slave first” line a number of times.

Oh and Mariah- True…she could be wearing a disguise.

LOL and here I was thinking that I only get wankers that pretend to wnat to meet me only to be stood up. This is way too funny!!!

my profile is under Mz carmen in florida and trust me I did put pictures of myself there. Did these ads contain pictures?

I know that you are now skilled in the art of figuring out ads but are they that sneaky that men would doubt them?

I really don’t even trouble myself by responding without pictures anymore.

The “you must get fucked by my slave before meeting” is very common.

And sad.

This makes me wonder, would any dominant woman ever in the history of the world demand this of a potential submissive?

Um, no. Can’t speak for all femdoms, of course, but, um, no. No.

If it’s any consolation, the Intarwebs are full of assholes who are not who they claim to be. I try not to keep track of how many times I’ve been tricked, stood up, and otherwise humiliated in my own private efforts to get my rocks off. Even by subs. with usernames like “asinceresub.”

Incedentally, women have balls too. We’re just better designed; they’re nicely tucked away inside our abdomens. Which is great unless you get ovarian cancer.

If it consoles you some, this happens to women as well. There are tons of assholes that pretend to be women online.

Tip:
1) if the photo is “too hot”, its probably fake.
2) always voice verify before doing ANYTHING, including sending photos back and forth.

Its not just you, I hope you dont feel alone on this because a ton of lesbian women have experienced that ALOT!

I get a lot of guys pretending to be girls on sites like Collar Me all the time.

I think the guys that are doing the “you must fuck my sub first” shtick just think they’ve found a way to get someone, somewhere, to get their rocks off. There seem to be a LOT of guys who are convinced the only way they can have sex is to scam their way into it. The sad thing is, you know they do it because occasionally, they get away with it.

For the record I adore making men fuck each other and I’d never make a guy fuck either of my slaves before I met them. Quite the other way around, I value my boys and I wouldn’t want to send them off to some crazy somewhere.

oh, and also? I try to get guys to buy webcams. If I am telling them to do something, I like to watch.

But then, I’m a pervert. This is hardly news.

Loved it! I get email from a lot of people who are looking for a domme. That’s good. What’s not good – the number of idiots. I should write a post about the strange ways that people request my service. It’s blatantly and often painfully obvious from the start who is serious and who is playing.

How often do you think that the root of it is that they are up sneaking a few hours on the computer while mama is asleep and couldn’t do anymore if they wanted to? The internet is a great way for a guy to have an affair and think that he isn’t.

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