I was really excited when I walked past this store today.
It turns out it’s more of a hardware store than an S/M hardware store.
I asked the manager if there was some secret room in the back where I could find the good stuff but he just looked at me like I was a moron or something.
Maybe there’s a secret password I need to use to get in the back.

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Bah, lots of stuff in hardware stores can be perverted. I’m thinking chains, padlocks, rope… Maybe it’s not false advertisement after all?
I don’t live too far from this store:
http://onmilwaukee.com/market/articles/smfoodmart.html
Definitely made me laugh when I first passed by.
Hahaha! I’d go in and blast them for false advertising.
Oh I didn’t see Elle’s comment… perhaps that argument wouldn’t be a good one then!
Elle: Good point, Now I’m stuck with wondering what cold chains would feel like on my body. Geee thanks!
Mia: maybe it’s the same owner.
Axe, I believe the metal warms up after a while. I should ask Boy Toy